Lady. 20. Pacific NW / SW Central USA / London
Created Sunday, 11:11pm on 10.10.10

felixdawkins:

how come every vampire in vampire stories is a hundred years old tho why cant we get a newbie vampire like

"how long have you been 17"
“about a year and a half actually its kinda trippy”

(via elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey)

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8 hours ago

straight-as-a-curly-fry:

komlin:

livingonmusicals:

komlin:

livingonmusicals:

komlin:

livingonmusicals:

ok y’all 

how do i ask a boy out 

roses are red
violets are blue
guess what, my bed
has room for two

OH MY GOD NO

twinkle twinkle little star
we can do it in a car

STOP IT

row, row, row your boat
gently down the stream
merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily
i can make you scream

I feel like the last one is verging dangerously into serial killer territory

(Source: bearsnbritts, via i-need-you-here-cas)

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8 hours ago

kelekelo:

megapyon:

ʖ haha got ur nose

( ͡°_ ͡°)

(Source: pyonexe, via sorry)

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8 hours ago
nagitok:

"what did this man do, officer?"
"he just… he just did everything”

nagitok:

"what did this man do, officer?"

"he just… he just did everything

(Source: hobnobbly, via greetings)

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8 hours ago

dangergays:

when u mom ask why you came back to the kitchen after already eating

image

(via i-need-you-here-cas)

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8 hours ago

krazykitsune:

sexbangs:

a question: does anyone else get second hand embarrassment when watching con panels? like when fans start asking questions? do you ever get so embarrassed that you have to pause the video momentarily and just, chill for a minute? 

#IT’S SO MUCH WORSE WHEN YOU’RE ACTUALLY AT THE CON   #AND YOU CANNOT FAST FORWARD LIFE  

(via 2spoopyskeletonwar)

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8 hours ago
vitaminsobsession:

fuckyeah-nerdery:

worthyourweightinfanfiction:

buttships-were-meant-2spooky:


this is the best thing in the entire world

she should greet jane as if nothing happened and see how jane reacts

she should avoid school the next day. And the next. Every night, she should put on the exact outfit she had on that day, hose herself down until she’s completely drenched and stand in Jane’s yard. When Jane is home alone, she should approach the window, staring at her. Knock on it if you don’t have her attention. 
That’ll get her back for killing you and trying to hide the evidence.

Ease up there, Satan.

Ease up? SHE TRIED TO KILL HER

vitaminsobsession:

fuckyeah-nerdery:

worthyourweightinfanfiction:

buttships-were-meant-2spooky:

this is the best thing in the entire world

she should greet jane as if nothing happened and see how jane reacts

she should avoid school the next day. And the next. Every night, she should put on the exact outfit she had on that day, hose herself down until she’s completely drenched and stand in Jane’s yard. When Jane is home alone, she should approach the window, staring at her. Knock on it if you don’t have her attention. 

That’ll get her back for killing you and trying to hide the evidence.

Ease up there, Satan.

Ease up? SHE TRIED TO KILL HER

(Source: courtneyhatesjane, via suckmyasshtonx)

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18 hours ago

navel:

do you ever get in that mood when literally anything pisses you off

(via sorry)

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19 hours ago

onlyblackgirl:

kreuzfidel:

geekerrific:cyberteeth:

Chimamamda Ngozi Adiche, We Should All Be Feminists

The most powerful thing anyone has ever said to me: “You deserve to take up space.” 

Feminism is so important!

I love her.

(Source: sad--anime, via togamislegs)

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Posted
19 hours ago

herfallenunicorn:

queernymph:

thefullestrebellion:

lokiroido:

‘My sun and stars… ‘

OH MY FUCKING GOD

If anyone got me this I would marry them

I need these

(Source: karuamilk, via meghanpotter-thegirlwholived)

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Posted
19 hours ago

kxsxy:

Pros of wearing all black: looks so badass

Cons: everyone knows I had powdered donuts

(via thecolorplaid)

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19 hours ago
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