Lady. 20. Pacific NW / SW Central USA / London
Created Sunday, 11:11pm on 10.10.10

meladoodle:

*fake moustache falls off to reveal a real moustache* god damn my identity is revealed

(Source: meladoodle, via disorder)

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3 hours ago

gamegrrl:

did a little eyeliner tutorial for you guys :-)

(via carryonmy-assbutt)

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3 hours ago

apiologies:

me like ‘haha yeah i can DEFINITELY write a five page paper in two hours!! time is a construct, deadlines have no meaning and also i’m dead inside’

(via the-ass-slinging-slasher)

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iwannagiveyousomethingbetter:

If you don’t like musicals, you should remember that Cosette, Miranda Priestley, James Bond, Leonard’s mom, Dr. Erik Selvig, Howard Stark, Molly Weasley and Mr. Darcy sing Abba songs in Greece.

iwannagiveyousomethingbetter:

If you don’t like musicals, you should remember that Cosette, Miranda Priestley, James Bond, Leonard’s mom, Dr. Erik Selvig, Howard Stark, Molly Weasley and Mr. Darcy sing Abba songs in Greece.

(via subtlewayyouthrowmedown)

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3 hours ago

surprisebitch:

STEAL HER LOOK - Angry black woman throwing table and catching chairs

  • Gold Angel Wing Earrings - $5.99 (sold at Macys)
  • Ralph Lauren Flowy Box Black Tank Top - $49.00
  • Nordstrom Royal Blue Sleek Leggings - $58.75
  • Hermes Black Birkin Bag - $18,999.00
  • Gold Collar Necklace - $5,989.55 (as worn by Rihanna)
  • Commercial Wooden Foldable Table - $54.35 (including White Lacoste Polyester Knit Tablecloth)
  • Prada Stilettos (optional) - $740.00

(Source: surprisebitch, via thefunniestblogger)

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3 hours ago
There is more to this life than this life
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9 hours ago
When roll is called up yonder I’ll be there
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9 hours ago
Peace and joy and happiness someday
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9 hours ago

beautyloveandsociety:

sodomymcscurvylegs:

Being an adult is realizing that $5,000 is a lot of money to owe and very little money to own.

this hurt.

(via tea-andpizza)

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23 hours ago

lamelohan:

my only talent is not being in a relationship

(via asian)

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1 day ago

foxnewsofficial:

hey could you hold this for me a second *gives you my hand*

(via tipslip)

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1 day ago

bytheteefofmybum:

That jaw clench…hngggggggggggg

John BAMF Watson….

And then he’s this 

(via cumber-bitches)

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1 day ago
I, without God, am a selfish, conceited jerk.
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1 day ago
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