elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:
best line in animated history.
Oh PIXAR the older I get the more I love you
this is why we are the way we are
(via kick-the-ackles)
These are not chips.
They are crisps.
These are chips.
That is all.
we don’t care
THIS IS A VEGETABLE
BECAUSE WE LIVE IN AMERICA
These are chips
and these are chips too
That is all.
who the fuck cares about chips and fries and vegetables when you can have bagged milk
you win this round, canada.
(Source: easyvirgin, via xhonk)
mark sheppard is a jungle cat
mark leopard
mark sheppard grows a fin
shark sheppard
(via kick-the-ackles)
Hydrophobic Clothing
Perfect for murdering people.
I’m so glad we are all on the same page.
(via kick-the-ackles)
please
Do it :*
p l e a s e omg i’m bored af
pretty please guys
(Source: austinpiercedtheveil, via meow--lex)
Answer:
Oh my goodness! You are one of my very very favourite Tumblr accounts I follow! Hi there! :D
This is just so dang funny
Your creepy ears pale in comparison to my rectangular tongue.
I have a square tongue too so what?
But do you also have straws growing out of your head?
no i do not have straws coming out of my hair but I do have pens in my nose
Your pens disappoint my pleated ears and facial horns.
do u ever feel like a plastic bag
I think this is the most beautiful thing I’ve ever seen
(Source: relient-kay, via 116boy)